Forbidden Office

As people start to return to the office, it seems like an appropriate time highlight some of the less talked about forbidden etiquette. Like the "circle back" here, for example. When someone asks you to circle back - they're likely asking you to bend over and perform the ritualistic back to back, between the legs deal-shake. A handshake of unimaginable power that forever* creates a bond between the shakers; ensuring a synergy that will see all future meetings accepted, leveraged alignment on all touch points, unlimited deep dives and value added quick wins. Use with caution! 🤝